The Jedi Order has long been an establishment of hypocrisy. Its hubris is what brings about the fall of Anakin Skywalker and its destruction in the Star Wars movies. One such hypocrisy? Those infamously loveless warrior monks sure did have a lot of sex. That has consistently thrown up a lot of questions because Star Wars fans love nothing but talking about, well, jizz? How much is too much for the Jedi? Is there a limit, a hierarchy, to the sexy times? Which one of these crusty old robe-wearing grognards is on the committee that decides that limitation, anyway?

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In another example of best uses of the Internet, Star Wars fans have been ahem amusing themselves by figuring out what Star Wars references are also sexual references. They call these "double entauntaundres," and here are 27 of the "best" of them. We vouch for neither their accuracy nor their taste:. Pull out! You're not doing any good back there! Update your browser for more security and the best experience on this site. Skip to main content. Latest Stories. Tag: TV. Tag: Fangrrls.
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Looking for some Friday night cleavage? In "Jedi Crash," Anakin Skywalker is taken out of commission and his already lightly clothed Padawan, Ahsoka Tano, teams up with another female Jedi, Aayla Secura, to find medical help on a strange planet. Well, that and some clothes. We joke, but one of the sticking points keeping the latest version of The Clone Wars from becoming the finest animated series on television is its females. Take Ahsoka, or "Snips" as Anakin humorously refers to her.